I read somewhere that you should always be going on job interviews.
Sooo… I was on a job interview today.
The guy interviewing me said, and I swear I’m not making this up…
“You’re definitely not a “no”. But you’re not a youngster…”
I don’t even know what this phrase means. I’m not a “no”… BUT I’m not a youngster?
So, I’m maybe he meant that I’m OK but not very young, which was, I guess… Ahh… more appealing to him?
If I had to guess, I’d say the interviewer was the same age as me.
Who knows… maybe I just look like an old fucker.